Watermelon on my head

Watermelon on my head

My poem tells the story ...

Watermelon on My Head

Many years in the distant past

Earth Club teens of me once asked:

“Why do these old guys call us watermelons?”

As though their care of Earth made them felons.

I replied, “It’s a throwback to Edgar Hoover days

When it was considered left-wing ways

To seek justice for others and the planet,

Hoping to instill fear and cause a deterrent.

“But, we still don’t understand the meaning

Of watermelon as left-wing leaning.”

I said, “You’re red on the inside

While you’re green on the outside.”

Earnest and intelligent yet still innocent,

They remained unclear of what I meant.

“Red”, I said, “is the colour of communism.

Watermelon, for them, is an insulting euphemism.”

I continued to make my thoughts quite clear

By adding that politics should not interfere.

Planetary well-being is a universal health issue

For which all of us have something we can do.

Of course, it’s all about green, not about red.

What’s this? I found a watermelon for my head!

Light green, dark green, and in-between green:

Everywhere I go that’s how I’m seen.

With a watermelon by Nutcase on my head

I’m making a statement everywhere I tread.

Although it’s not immediately understood

A bicycle demonstrates that my intentions are good.

A melon on my head may also inspire a smile

And often those who stop will chat a while.

At times, some assume I’m a Roughrider’s fan

To which I deny that it’s a part of my plan.

Once, in Chase, B.C., a fan walked up to me

Extending an invitation to join his company.

A long table full of food everywhere spread

Resulted in me being incredibly well-fed.

Only when I had a full food platter

These Rider’s fans asked if I was a supporter.

Reluctantly, I confessed that I was not

They didn’t mind though that’s what they thought.

Needless-to-say, green is a favorite colour of mine;

Green accessories I look for all the time.

Bright green panniers and bicycle with a splash of red,

Green shorts and socks and a watermelon on my head.

September 25th, 2024